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RSS订阅- 2007-12-05 18:44:58A Branch Office
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- 2007-12-05 18:44:17See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
- See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责 A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carr...[阅读全文]
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- 2007-12-04 14:57:41A Thank-you Note
- A Thank-you Note Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers. "Thank you very much f...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:52英语小幽默 HUMOUR
- 业余工作When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked. "It was great, Dad," he replied. ...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:51一段很帅的英语对话
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing?” 老外：“can you speak english?” 前台小姐：“if[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:50The Wrong Email
- The Wrong Email A Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached hi...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:48简短英语笑话二则
- 一、 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客：来个热狗。 侍者：很高兴。顾客：不要，加上芥末。(注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:47英文笑话:憎恨女孩
- Hating GirlsTwo boys were watching TV when the fabulous78 face and figure of Demi Moore appeared on the screen. "If I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her firs...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:46趣味英语 :我的狗不识字
- Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:44趣味英语:他真是一个大人物
- He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 ...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:43趣味英语Q&A
- Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:42英语小笑话:相好
- In LoveA man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, "There’s that woman that the guy next door is in love with!" His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ra...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:40a talking frog is cool
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bentover, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke ...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:39If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer!
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" andstart all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed abreak from life, click on suspend.Hit "any key" to con...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:37A six-year-old girls questions
- A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. Youare not supposed to ask a woman her age."Then she asks, - " How much d...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:14:36The bear and the rabbit 熊和兔子
- There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be the only...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:47英文笑话:逻辑推理
- Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic."Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balanc...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:45英文笑话:理所当然
- Taken for Granted THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word "Sex" had been spelled with an "o". One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the b...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:44英文笑话:Whose Son Is the Greatest
- The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'." The second mo...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:43英文笑话:Quick Service
- A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When will they be ready?...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:41英文笑话:他真是一个大人物
- He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:40英文笑话:只算现金和信用卡
- Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you ta...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:38英文笑话:可是老师哭了
- But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or thr...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:37英文笑话:是灯光吸引了他们
- Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a rural area in the west of England. No running water, no electricity, etc. One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby. The local doctor is there...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:35英文幽默:爱因斯坦与天使长
- Einstein dies and goes to heaven."I'm terribly sorry," says St. Peter, "but your suite is not quite ready yet and you'll have to spend a week in temporary quarters."Arriving at the dorm, Albert finds ...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:34英语幽默：你的马真是太便宜了
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this:" Horse saddle and bridle for $50."Inadvertently the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead:"Horse, sadd...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:33英语幽默: 你知道我是干嘛的吗?
- Do You Know My Work？One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire."Before I came out," said one," I ...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:31英文幽默：妻子失声了
- One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back？" The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning." 一个男人问医生：“大夫，...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:30英文幽默:你要的是台电视机
- Bertha was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her, but she was not satisfied with any of them.One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife...[阅读全文]
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- 2006-06-22 19:13:28爆笑英语：你的钟准吗
- Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"After a few months, Dan sa...[阅读全文]
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